Guess Who's Cumming to Dinner

I'm a white girl with an overwhelming preference for black men in the sack. I'm tall, buxom, curvacious, strong, and generally a 'big' (not fat) girl. I need something equally 'big' to tackle me between the sheets. I also like to be dominated, don't ask me why. I'm normally a bit of a control freak (unless I'm stoned, which is often), so maybe that's why I like to play submissive.


Black men are generally without contest in their dominance between the sheets, due to their generally massive penises (penii?) and the accompanying 'swag', which I myself try in vain to exude on a daily basis. I remember telling my first boyfriend (a white guy) as he was giving me a massage, 'I really want to have sex with a black guy.' My ex is a champ for finishing the massage, he certainly took my words in stride.


When I moved to Baltimore three years later, where 66% of the population is black, I knew it was only a matter of time. I learned the hard way that not every black guy has an enormous schlong, and learned the HARD way (get it?) just how big a black penis can be. I know how to deep throat, but with some guys it's just physically impossible. And butt sex? Might as well put my intestines in a blender.


I was afraid of the social taboos when I first started exclusively banging black men. The retaliation of black women was at the forefront of my fears. I had heard from my black friends and everyone else how much many black women hate white girls and black guys together. To this day I thankfully haven't had a problem with it besides some mutterings on the bus (I'll have to give public transit its own column sometime). I've come to recognize the taboo as a negative stereotype against black women, whose intelligence is undermined by the generalization.


Personally, I've always been of the opinion that bi-racial is beautiful. In fact I've never met a single unattractive half black/half white person. A 'mocha' , if you will. In fact, my heart was recently broken by a mocha, for reasons beyond his extreme beauty. White and black have stereotypes that range from opposite extremes, so the stereotypical combination of the two seems like the perfect balance to me. Of course, not everyone meets their stereotype; there are white guys with big dongs, there are black girls who don't mind white girls mixing it up with their race.


As much as I'd like to think that skin color is just that, there are definitely many cultural differences between white and black, and the mixing of the two is still quite the taboo. As a white girl, I am pretty stereotypically emotional and sentimental, which can directly clash with my promiscuity. I know good sex despite my youth, and every girl should help herself to a piece of that succulent dark chocolate at some point